Liebie's Random Ramblings

Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ruined. — Patrick Henry

The War On Tide

Drugs are getting hard to sell.  Guns will be hard to sell.  What’s next??  Let’s Sell Tide!!!  It seems that the reselling of Tide laundry detergent is a profitable little side business.  We as a civilized nation CANNOT and SHOULD NOT tolerate this.  There needs to be a Tide Czar designated by Executive Order to stem the tide (pun intended) of illegal laundry detergent sales.  This will weaken our already fragile economy, and thus justifying the allocation of additional stimulus dollars to create a task force to stop this behavior.  It will lead to dependancy on illbegotten detergent that hasn’t been through appropriate government screening for safety and effectiveness.  All hell will break loose.  This could be the end of America as we know it.  Dear President Obama, save us.

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2 thoughts on “The War On Tide

  1. But it smells so fresh

  2. liebie1 on said:

    Yup! Unless it’s the unscented tide.

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